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Poll: Does Santa Need a Healthier Lifestyle?

Associations of NJ Chiropractors think so. Do you?

 

He's jolly. He's red. He comes out once a year around this time. And he's big.

But is he unhealthy? Does he need to change his habits?

Count the Association of NJ Chiropractors among those who believe he needs a lifestyle overhaul.

"It is imperative that in order for Santa to be healthy enough to fulfill his mission of delivering children’s favorite toys and goodies on his sleigh all over the world for many more centuries to come, he needs to start treating his body better and that means making some healthy choices, with a chiropractic adjustment the perfect place to start,” Dr. Joseph D’Angiolillo, president of the group headquartered in Branchburg, said in a release.

The association also said that, based on observances of the abuse done to his physical being over the centuries, it has determined that jolly old St. Nick may be in danger of suffering from the following lower back and neck problems:

  • Lower back pain caused by obesity, sedentary lifestyle and lifting a bag filled with tons of toys.
  • Back and neck pain caused from tossing the bag of toys over his shoulder.
  • Knee strain from climbing down chimneys and crouching in his sleigh.

Along with other tips, the group believes Santa needs to "follow a year-long exercise program," "make sure to bend his knees when attempting to lift these packages," and "equally distribute the weight he carries between both arms." The groups said "Santa’s big belly is the worst culprit, as it puts unwanted pressure on the muscles, ligaments and tendons in his lower back."

So, do you agree? Will a healthier Santa make for a more effective, longer lasting jolly ol' elf? Or is Santa not himself without the "bowl full of jelly?" Let us know what you think in our poll, then tell us why you voted the way you did in the comments.

  • Does Santa Need A Healthier Lifestyle?

    (Voting has been closed for this question)
    • Yes, a healthier Santa does a better job for a longer time.
        5 (13%)
    • No, Santa just isn't Santa without the big, shaking jolly belly.
        33 (86%)
    Total votes: 38
  • Your vote will only count once. This is not a scientific poll. View Results Vote!
Related Topics: Polls, Santa, and holidays 2011

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Linda Sadlouskos

1:44 pm on Thursday, December 15, 2011

Before my son got a "real" job, he was mulling his options for temp jobs over the next few weeks. As a 23-year-old who works out at the gym every day, he would have made a "buff" Santa — but would anyone have hired him?

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Natalie Davis

2:14 pm on Thursday, December 15, 2011

We must educate the public, but you're right, Linda. Remeber the line from the Rankin-Bass "Rudolph," when Mrs. Claus chastised her underfed hubby: "No one wants a skinny Santa!"

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Natalie Davis

3:34 pm on Thursday, December 15, 2011

No. And while the angle on this is lighthearted, the basic issue is a serious one: public health.

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Al Iervolino

9:13 am on Friday, December 16, 2011

wow! stop the insanity. any issues with the tooth fairy??

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llbxy

12:24 pm on Friday, December 16, 2011

Oh goodness, yes.
- Potential for injury while breaking into and entering homes
- Potential for injury while handling particularly sharp teeth
- Possible contact with bodily fluids such as blood and saliva.

I hope the tooth fairy wears latex gloves. Sparkly ones, of course!

Julia G

10:09 pm on Friday, December 16, 2011

This is stupid!!! What happened??? The cookie monster kicked off elmo and now this???

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Natalie Davis

12:28 am on Saturday, December 17, 2011

Nobody'd better mess with my Elmo! The Tooth Fairy? That's another matter. How come I only got a quarter per tooth when my kids received a buck???

Oh, right...

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